Bloody Cleaver Purse

Looking for a clutch to complete your serial killer costume? Maybe just looking for a cute little clutch to take out with you on date nights? This bloody cleaver purse will (almost) work for those and many other scenarios. You know, depending on the people you spend time with. I personally think it would be super cute with a sparkly top, some jeans and heels. $29.99 at Amazon.

The brand (Kreepsville 666) also has other amazing accessories like this Cupcake Skull Purse and Black Skull Necklace (which is a “top quality children’s item” according to Amazon). Maybe I can get away with going a bit goth-punk for the rest of October?

Would you carry a cleaver purse? Where would be the best place to use it?